First off is the infamous Christmas sweater. You all know someone who wears them. Maybe you wear them. If a family member or friend wears a Christmas sweater, please lovingly give them a red or green cashmere sweater that does not have a Santa face or pompoms on it. If they still don't get the hint, anonymously send them this post. If you wear them, burn all Christmas sweaters in your possession immediately and read five Vogues for penance.
Next are Santa hats/elf hats/reindeer antlers. Your head is already pretty. It doesn't any extra adornment. Wearing Christmas themed headwear doesn't make you look any more festive. You just look silly. To me, it's just one very small step away from wearing a lampshade.
Some people like to wear head to toe holiday clothing. And I really do mean toe. If you have Christmas socks, do not wear them. I repeat, do not wear them. Underclothing (and yes, socks are underclothing) should be simple and classy. They should not have stripes and penguins nor should they have cute little reindeer on them. I admit that I have had themed and cute socks before but I have admitted my error and done my penance. I have also gotten rid of the socks. Please follow my example and get rid of them. Buy yourself some nice basic socks with your Christmas money.
Last but most definitely not least are costumes. Some people aren't satisfied with just wearing a Santa hat. They need to go big. And I mean really big. They go the whole way: they wear a Santa suit. Fashion friends, unless you are being paid to have kids dumped on your lap, there is absolutely no good reason for you to put on a big red suit. Also, if you have kids, do not make them your little elf helpers. You are not the Grinch, you do not need your dog to look like a reindeer. Please leave the costumes for Halloween.
If you have read this and thought to yourself, "I wear that!", go burn whatever it was and do your penance. If you read it and thought, "Aunt Hilda/Mom/my best friend wears that!", be kind and anonymously send this to them. I hope you all enjoy your holidays :)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Love, A